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11.12.2014

I'm stupid. You're stupid. We are ALL stupid.


"Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and higher education positively fortifies it." --Stephen Vizinczey


You know, sometimes critiquing our Dear Leader and his train-wreck-of-a-presidency is simply too easy. Sometimes I don't have to dig or research or pray about what I am going to discuss when I highlight the enormity of his failures in leadership. Sometimes, my criticisms are neatly wrapped, topped with a big red, white, and blue bow and are delivered to me upon a silver, flag draped tray.

And this week, one week after the Democratic party was politically slaughtered across the nation at the polls and our Dear Leader received his harshest public spanking to date, I received one of those amazing little packages.

I just love gifts.

And as I opened the perfect little ditty that was hand delivered by Obamacare architect, Jonathan Gruber, I admit, I was a little bit giddy. Jonathan Gruber. A senior Obama-nightmare-care architect. You sir, are the most precious gift conservatives received this week. Here's what Mr. Gruber gave us: “Lack of transparency is a huge political advantage. And basically, call it the stupidity of the American voter or whatever, but basically that was really, really critical for the thing to pass. … Look, I wish … we could make it all transparent, but I’d rather have this law than not.”

Oh, the power of our tongues and the awesomeness found in moments of honesty. 

Yeah, this is like when Nancy "I'm Mummifying in Washington DC" Pelosi said, "we have to pass the bill before we know what's in it". Or when Michelle "War on Vending Machines" Obama said, "for the first time in my life, I am proud of my country". Or when ole Barracky-Baby said, "you didn't build that". Or like a few weeks ago, when the Democratic princess, Hillary "Dead Broke" Clinton said, "Don't let anyone tell you that it's corporations and businesses that create jobs."

Seriously, sometimes it's just too easy.

Oh, poor, pitiful, honest Mr. Gruber. I sure hope you have around the clock security.  (*insert loads of sarcasm) And Mr. Gruber, just a silly recommendation from this stupid, little, Texas girl, it would be more effective for insuring your safety if those bodyguards are armed with some big, bad, dangerous, evil guns that highly intelligent liberals detest so fervently. Seriously. Just FYI. 

You see, y'all, that was a really BIG slip of Mr. Gruber's tongue. See, when you are part and parcel to the "fundamental transformation" of our great nation, you have to be sly, careful, calculating and highly manipulative. You can't be honest. Nope. Absolutely not. You can't admit that we, as Americans, are being deceived and used by progressives attempting to break down the framework of this great nation with the goal of establishing a new order. You can't show your hand, Mr. Gruber. You can't expose your's or our Dear Leader's deepest desires.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Jonathan "Better Sleep with One Eye Open" Gruber, did us an incredible favor. He told us the biggest, nastiest, darkest liberal secret: He told us that this administration, Congressional liberal minions and the other progressive elites, think we are ALL stupid. 

Now, let that sink in for a moment. Process the raw honesty of this high-ranking Obamacare advisor's comments. Because he didn't just say it once, he has said it at least twice on camera.

Obama and his cronies think we are stupid.

They think the American voter is stupid.

They think we are too stupid to know what is good for us.

They think we are too stupid to choose what's best for our families regarding healthcare.

They think we are too stupid to decide what our children can and cannot eat during their school lunch time.

They think we are too stupid to define marriage.

They think we are too stupid to recognize when life begins.

They think we are too stupid to possess a majority of our own, hard-earned money.

They think we are too stupid to lawfully posses a gun and too ignorant to know when to use it.

They think we are too stupid to be involved because we are too busy "clinging to those guns and our faith".

Yep, they really, really think we are stupid. They think we are simple. Not to be bothered or over-burdened with the harsh realities and truths of the condition of this, our great nation.

They know better than we do. Right.....

So, thank you, Mr. Gruber. Thank you for telling Americans what the elite liberals and well-funded progressives have been saying about us behind closed doors for years. Thank you for being honest, being open, giving all Americans an insight into the mentality driving Washington DC and the liberal, progressive movement. 

Thank you, sir. From the bottom of my grateful, simple, stupid, very pissed off heart. 


5 comments:

  1. Stupid IS as stupid DOES. We showed the high minded "smarter than thou" lib's how stupid we were on Nov. 4th......the resurrection of America has begun!

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    1. Haha!! Bob, I love this!! "Stupid IS as stupid does"!! See, that is exactly why we are friends...forever!!

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  2. Another EXCELLENT article. I also see where our illustrious president missed the Veteran's Day ceremony yesterday. Imagine that.....in China "sucking up" to "his" comrades.

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    1. Thank you, Byron!! Thank you very much!! And yes, I saw that our Dear Leader spent Veteran's Day on the Great Wall. As insulting as that is...I'm okay with it. At least he didn't further insult my intelligence by giving some half-hearted speech about how much he appreciates our veterans when his behavior proves otherwise!!

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